Michael Joiner’s Fast Food Comedy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCknl16rSoI HA!
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When you are happy because somebody tells you that you don’t look so yellow and pale anymore.
When you’re using the lint roller on your head to get out the stubbies!
When you miss your breasts…
People keep telling you how good you look, and you wonder, “If I look so good in a wig and have no eyelashes and no eyebrows, how bad did I look before I had cancer?”
When the lint roller isn’t working so well on your head anymore so you start using duct tape to get those “prickles” out.
When you start to consider buying a bigger microwave just because you cannot fit another prescription bottle on top of the one you have.
When people say and “howwwwww are youuuu really” (dragging it out with that low voice).
How about when your teenager tries to signal you from across the room to “adjust” your prosthesis (“Mom….you have one creeping to the middle!”) He ended up texting me!
When you finally get brave enough to ditch your wig and wear a baseball cap instead and a store employee (young man) calls you SIR!
When your 2 year old granddaughter pulls off your wig because she wants to put it on and dance in front of the mirror.
When you feel like a newborn: hairless and ready for a nap at any time.
When all your female acquaintances – family, friends & co-workers – tell you when they book mammograms
When you are either freezing cold, from low blood counts, or scorching hot, from hot flashes- never quite just the right temp!
Everyone wants to give you lessons on ‘attitude’ because that is the real cure for cancer.
When your 80 year old mother calls YOU for advice on dealing with constipation.
When you discover, thru chemo baldness, that you inherited the shape of your father’s head.
When the neighbor comes over to check on you because he saw a strange man in the back yard only to find out it was you that he saw.
Paula, you are definitely not talking to yourself. I absolutely marvel at your blogs each day … and I’M the one who is encouraged! /ruth
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I like good jokes. Life can be hard at times and we need to cheer-up.People here may hear me laughing in front of my computer. Just so they think I am not freaking out here!!
Love,
Nancy Louise
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Any jokes you may post, I’m confident will be appropriate for me!
You are doing an amazing job, Paula. you are one of my heroes!
God is using you in many ways and I’m privileged to call you friend.
Ever praying,….
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Loved your blog today. I got a lot of chuckles. I remember only one joke and I heard it on my honeymoon 45 years ago. This is one you have to visualize in order to appredciate it.
A man walked into a bar and had several drinks given to him by a big bushy bearded bar tender. After a while he had to use the gents room. When he came out, he called the bartender over and whispering, asked him if he knew the owner. As the bar tender leaned over to hear the whisper, the man graps hold of the beard and starts rubbing his hands through the beard as if admiring it. But, what he said to the bar keep as he was drying his hands was: “There are no more hand towels in the men’s bathroom.”
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