Biopsy Report :)

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale’. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

‘You talk?’ he asks.
‘Yep,’ the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says ‘So, what’s your story?’
The Lab looks up and says, ‘Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.’
‘I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running…

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.’ ‘I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
‘Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

‘Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’
‘Because he’s a liar. He’s never been out of the yard’

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Lord, every single gift comes from You…“Lift my gaze to see life from Your perspective. Help me to understand-and treasure-every good thing You send…”(From James 1:7)   One Thousand Gifts
703. What a RELIEF to have a malignacy-free path report on my right breast!  Whew.  Thank You Lord for this tremendous blessing !  A breast without cancer is a gift for me to appreciate and never take for granted again.

704.“Confession is the act of inviting God to walk the acreage of our hearts. “There is a rock of greed over here, Father. I can’t budge it. And that tree of guilt near the fence? Its roots are long and deep. And may I show you some dry soil, too crusty for seed?” God’s seed grows better if the soil of the heart is cleared.”
Max Lucado, Grace for the Moment: A 365-Day Devotional Journal

705.  1 Peter 1:13

Therefore gird up the loins of your mind, be sober, and rest your hope fully upon the grace that is to be brought to you at the revelation of Jesus Christ.

Merry Christmas, everybody!




6 thoughts on “Biopsy Report :)

  1. Oh, Praise God for He is so good! I was so hoping you would hear such good news in the Season of our Good News, Jesus Christ.
    Merry Christmas, dear friend.


  2. A Blessed Christmas right back at you. Love the humor but most importantly I praise Jesus Christ that your biopsy reports were negative. What an immense gift that is on this day on which we celebrate His birth into the world. We give you thanks and praise O Lord, for all your wonderful and mighty gifts to us this past year. For all the hurts and pains and for all the smiles and joy. You are the best giver of gifts ever. Amen and Amen. Lovingly, Kathy.


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